God and the Weatherman
Emma: Daddy, did you hear the weatherman today?
Emma: What did he say?
Me: He said that it would rain today, but we might get some snow on Tuesday.
2 Hours Later, during lunch at Applebee’s…
Emma: Mommy, God said he put a little sister in your tummy.
Ash: He did?
Emma: Yes. Daddy, did you hear God and the weatherman this morning?
Me: No, honey. I just heard the weatherman.
Emma: Well, I did. He said he put a little sister in Mommy’s tummy.